aleatoryw:

me doing normal human activities: is this allowed? is this allowed? am i allowed to do this? is this allowed? i don’t want to get in trouble can i do this is this allowed?

emmaduerrewatson:

huge shoutout to everyone who started their blog when they were teenagers and now they are in their 20s and 30s

drowning-lessonz:

sorry no i can’t make it i’m sprawled on these cathedral steps while spitting up the blood. yeah its gonna be all day

eliteknightcats:

fuck my stupid baka life. and this gay earth

evilwizard:

delmondo:

if this were my baby skull i would gild it with gold and put it on the head of a cane and walk around with it, and all the buttons on my waistcoat would be my gold-covered baby teeth. and they would call me golden skeleton baby man. not that you care

oniongarlic:

*minces onion and garlic for you with romantic intentions*

i-restuff:

angryqueershakespeare:

sarahmint:

gr8brittyn:

cl0ckw0rk-c0ntrivance:

I KIND OF JUST REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET FORMS A FUCKING R WITH HER HAIR AND BODY

WHY DID IT TAKE ME OVER 10 YEARS TO REALIZE THIS

JAMES YOU LITTLE SHIT NOT YOU TOO

I never realized this until you pointed it out

holy fucking shit

they love doing this btw, here’s a small compilation

neilnevins:

the internet has collectively made a meme out of every frame of Spongebob but they still have yet to hone in on the image that conveys the feeling of being in your 20s

boyboobs:

rents too high so im forced to send my cat to shifts at the cat cafe

funnytwittertweets:

prisonhannibal:

I just think it’s important to understand that “you’re always going to be mentally ill” isn’t the same thing as “you’re always going to be unhappy”

bulletsgirl:

ppl who werent changed forever by youre gonna go far kid by the offspring when they were like 11 and insanely impressionable you just cant understand me