filmbro:

menpegger:

I wish my job was hanging out and having fun ($1000/hr)

hyrude:

bdsm enjoyers r onto something. i think we should incorporate aftercare into just hanging out. i need a buddy to hold me and say “that was really fun and you seemed normal”

norwayspruce:

polyglotplatypus:

forestagain:

polyglotplatypus:

my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

you’re doing god’s work here

meme restoration. my hobby is called meme restoration

Im sorry I cant take this meme it’s counterfeit

holehaver:

dude i can’t smoke that type of weed, it makes me turn gay. i’m not gay usually, just when i smoke gay weed. come over to my house, bro, i have normal weed there.

oh shidd… looks like i’m all out of normal weed :/ just got gay weed left. well, what can ya do? btw your cock is looking amazing rn

yuckman:

*shotguns then proceeds to crush empty can against forehead*

standingcowrrdly:

do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

mwya:

Me listening to a bad song: This is so good

rogueninja:

maybe you should kiss a cat on its tiny little head then you’ll feel better

kagezukami:

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

jbbarnes:

“i could fix him” “i could make him worse” yeah well i could help him bleach his hair

vixvigil:

scrolling through my own blog like bestie you are fucked in the head

romcommunist:

i think minimum wage should be 800 dollars an hour plus the drug of your choice